Caption competition winners 17 February 2012
Many thanks to all those who sent in suggestions for our latest competition.
We picked an image of the Queen bestowing a CBE on Ronnie Corbett at Buckingham Palace last Thursday.
You can read some of the best entries below. There'll be another caption competition on Friday.

Dominic Lipinski, PA Wire
Queen: "Arise Ronnie"
Corbett: "I have, Ma'am"
- Woody Forbes and many others
Corbett: "Shouldn't I kneel Ma'am?"
Queen: "Mr Corbett, one couldn't possibly stoop that low."
- Rev Ray Biddiss
Queen: "Language, Timothy."
Corbett: "Sorry Ma'am."
- Mark Goodman, Brisbane
Queen: "You may now stand."
Corbett: "I am, your Majesty."
- Chris Tyrer and many others
"Don't move! One's back has gorn - again!"
- David Brandon, Wirral
"Mr Corbett, can you explain the fourth candalabra joke?"
- Ian Raynor, Hucknall, Nottingham
"Ronnie, could you lend me four candles? The lights in here are a bit dim."
- John Wilson, Abergele
"We'll have to come up with a different reason to meet - I can't keep meeting you like this."
- Alan Skinner, Northampton
"Let me have it back on Tuesday - it's the economy, you know."
- Nelson Hammond, Bournemouth
Queen: "Four candles, Mr Corbett? I still don't understand it."
Corbett: "Maybe if we changed it to four corgis, Ma'am?"
- Robert Gardner, Fulham, London
Queen: "Now just remember, any time you need help you just press the little button in the middle and Age UK will be there to help you."
- Graham Smith, Bayston Hill, Shropshire
Queen: "Only one more OBE to give out and I'll have a 1,000 nectar points."
- Andrew, Dudley
"But I wanted a Jim'll Fix It badge!"
- Tony Selsey
"And its a good KNIGHT from me and a good night from him!"
- Andrée Askin, Nottingham and many others
Corbett: "Ma'am, shouldn't I be kneeling?"
Queen: "Don't worry, no one will notice, but you could have at least worn a tie; here, have one of Philip's."
- Sue Blain, Sidcup













